What a Waste

Beer Koozie

A Koozie for your canned beverage is a staple at social events like tailgates, barbecues, and other assorted parties. But did you ever think about why a Koozie keeps your beverage cold? Did you really even care? Well apparently the National Science Foundation did and we’re willing to pay a premium for the information at the expense of the taxpayer. Awarding a $1.3 million grant to the National Center for Atmospheric Research, the National Science Foundation alongside other federal agencies are investing the money for the sake of informing high school students, undergraduates, and the general public about the importance of condensation as a source of heat in the atmosphere.” We’re sure that’s all you’ll be able to think about next time you have a cozy in your hands!

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